Can emote be a transitive verb? Anyway, it was genius to have William Shatner read Sarah Palin’s farewell speech as pseudobeat poetry. I’d like to post a video, but apparently NBC prefers not to publicize its shows, as their video is not embeddable, unless you want to be threatened with legal action. Humor them: make them happy and click the image to view the video at their own site.
Unfortunately, sometimes winging it just won’t get you through.
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This strikes me as a funny juxtaposition. Because I posted the cartoon shown in the following screenshot, adsense as been serving up a McCain campaign ad. Welcome, McCain supporters!
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The true, authentic lyrics:
Deck us all with Boston Charlie,
Walla Walla, Wash., an’ Kalamazoo!
Nora’s freezin’ on the trolley,
Swaller dollar cauliflower alley-garoo!Don’t we know archaic barrel,
Lullaby Lilla boy, Louisville Lou?
Trolley Molly don’t love Harold,
Boola boola Pensacoola hullabaloo!
The true authentic alternate version:
Bark us all bow-wows of folly,
Polly wolly cracker n’ too-da-loo!
Hunky Dory’s pop is lolly gaggin’ on the wagon,
Willy, folly go through!Donkey Bonny brays a carol,
Antelope Cantaloup, ‘lope with you!
Chollie’s collie barks at Barrow,
Harum scarum five alarum bung-a-loo!
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Tom Tomorrow reports that Conservapedia has the answer.
They don’t mention whether the image below was done from a live model (it was oversharpened and I fixed it up a little).
Here’s a companion for the dramatic prairie dog.
Via Splodinvark, via Sigg3.net (I’ve modified the image a bit).
