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Can emote be a transitive verb? Anyway, it was genius to have William Shatner read Sarah Palin’s farewell speech as pseudobeat poetry. I’d like to post a video, but apparently NBC prefers not to publicize its shows, as their video is not embeddable, unless you want to be threatened with legal action. Humor them: make them happy and click the image to view the video at their own site.

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]]> This strikes me as a funny juxtaposition. Because I posted the cartoon shown in the following screenshot, adsense as been serving up a McCain campaign ad. Welcome, McCain supporters!

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The true, authentic lyrics:

Deck us all with Boston Charlie,
Walla Walla, Wash., an’ Kalamazoo!
Nora’s freezin’ on the trolley,
Swaller dollar cauliflower alley-garoo!

Don’t we know archaic barrel,
Lullaby Lilla boy, Louisville Lou?
Trolley Molly don’t love Harold,
Boola boola Pensacoola hullabaloo!

The true authentic alternate version:

Bark us all bow-wows of folly,
Polly wolly cracker n’ too-da-loo!
Hunky Dory’s pop is lolly gaggin’ on the wagon,
Willy, folly go through!

Donkey Bonny brays a carol,
Antelope Cantaloup, ‘lope with you!
Chollie’s collie barks at Barrow,
Harum scarum five alarum bung-a-loo!

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Things people put on their resumes

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  • I am very detail-oreinted.
  • It’s best for employers that I not work with people.
  • Here are my qualifications for you to overlook.
  • Experience: Watered, groomed, and fed the family dog for years.
  • I have a bachelorette degree in computers.
  • Married, eight children. Prefer frequent travel.
  • Special skills: Thyping.
  • Never been fired, although it could happen anytime now.
  • I have recently sold my home and I now live in a large RV so I will be able to relocate quickly.
  • Personal achievements: Successfully played “Chop Sticks” on a toy piano with my big toes.
  • Strengths: Impersonal skills.

    • More here.

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    ]]>     http://frozen.rightreading.com/culture/2007/10/29/things-people-put-on-their-resumes/feed/ 3     How many dinosaurs would fit on the ark? http://frozen.rightreading.com/culture/2007/10/27/how-many-dinosaurs-would-fit-on-the-arc/ http://frozen.rightreading.com/culture/2007/10/27/how-many-dinosaurs-would-fit-on-the-arc/#comments Sun, 28 Oct 2007 01:52:28 +0000 xensen http://frozen.rightreading.com/culture/2007/10/27/how-many-dinosaurs-would-fit-on-the-arc/ Post from Frozen Coagulated Culture, freeform blogging by Tom Christensen
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    ]]>     Tom Tomorrow reports that Conservapedia has the answer.

    They don’t mention whether the image below was done from a live model (it was oversharpened and I fixed it up a little).

    jesus on a dinosaur

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    ]]>     http://frozen.rightreading.com/culture/2007/10/27/how-many-dinosaurs-would-fit-on-the-arc/feed/ 1     My name … http://frozen.rightreading.com/culture/2007/10/09/my-name/ http://frozen.rightreading.com/culture/2007/10/09/my-name/#comments Wed, 10 Oct 2007 05:19:03 +0000 xensen http://frozen.rightreading.com/culture/2007/10/09/my-name/ Post from Frozen Coagulated Culture, freeform blogging by Tom Christensen
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    ]]>     http://frozen.rightreading.com/culture/2007/10/09/my-name/feed/ 0     How to think like a dog http://frozen.rightreading.com/culture/2007/09/21/how-to-think-like-a-dog/ http://frozen.rightreading.com/culture/2007/09/21/how-to-think-like-a-dog/#comments Sat, 22 Sep 2007 06:18:11 +0000 xensen http://frozen.rightreading.com/culture/2007/09/21/how-to-think-like-a-dog/ Post from Frozen Coagulated Culture, freeform blogging by Tom Christensen
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    How to think like a dog

    ]]>     From Khoi Vinh.

    think like a dog flowchart

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    ]]>     http://frozen.rightreading.com/culture/2007/09/21/how-to-think-like-a-dog/feed/ 1     Cheerful wombat http://frozen.rightreading.com/culture/2007/08/31/cheerful-wombat/ http://frozen.rightreading.com/culture/2007/08/31/cheerful-wombat/#comments Sat, 01 Sep 2007 05:49:05 +0000 xensen http://frozen.rightreading.com/culture/2007/08/31/cheerful-wombat/ Post from Frozen Coagulated Culture, freeform blogging by Tom Christensen
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    Cheerful wombat

    ]]>     Here’s a companion for the dramatic prairie dog.

    cheerful wombat

    Via Splodinvark, via Sigg3.net (I’ve modified the image a bit).

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